SCREW Goes Crypto: No Cards, No Clowns, No Censorship
The party’s moved underground, baby — and this bouncer only takes crypto.
As of October 2025, SCREW Magazine is cutting up its credit cards and telling the banks to go choke on their “high-risk” fees. We’re done being lectured by payment processors who think they can decide what adults are allowed to read, watch, or jerk off to.
From now on, subscriptions are crypto-only — Bitcoin, Ethereum, Bitcoin Cash, Dogecoin, Solana, Trump Coin, and a few other digital sins. No middlemen, no moralists, no apologies.
It’s the same SCREW you love — just dirtier, filthier, funnier, and more fearless — because we're running on a new kind of fuel. Real freedom doesn’t swipe. It signs a blockchain.
Join the resistance. Pay dirty. Stay free.
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