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SCREW isn’t just a magazine — it’s a movement.

A middle-finger movement, to the hypocrites who judge you for watching stepmom porn while they're off sodomizing young boys behind an altar or raping underaged girls from a political office, and to the governments, churches, credit card companies, banks, and others who want to dictate what WE can publish and what YOU can read.

We are the O.G. Champions of Free Speech, the original voice of sex, satire, and American obscenity — reborn for the digital age. We've been fighting the good fight for your free speech since 1968.

So, when you subscribe to SCREW, you’re not just paying for dirty pictures, videos, reviews, and stories. You’re funding independent creativity, and supporting free speech and the glorious tradition of offending everyone equally.

What You Get:

Once payment is made, you get INSTANT ACCESS to everything SCREW — magazine, films, and filth:

• Full access to SCREW’s digital magazine — including articles, reviews, and stories you won’t read anywhere else, not because they suck but because no one else has the balls to publish them.
• Full access to the SCREW FILMS library (something new we just started) — with new SCREW films added each week.
• A growing archive of high-quality erotic photos, past and present.
• A never-ending collection of SMUT — video clips, scenes, and trailers.
• A shit-ton of retro- and new cover art, illustrations, comix and more that made SCREW what it is.
• And of course, our famous PETER METER film reviews — making their triumphant return after 20+ years.

You also get peace of mind, privacy, security, anonymity — because banks and governments aren't tracking your every move on SCREW.

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Unfortunately, we don’t do credit cards, PayPals, or “free trials.” We take bitcoin — that's it — for now, anyway, because banks and credit card companies can kiss our ass. SCREW was built on rebellion. And in 2025, nothing’s more rebellious than keeping your money out of the hands of the censors.

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*The Fine Print (Because Lawyers Exist): Subscriptions are non-refundable once activated. By subscribing, you confirm you’re over 18, support free expression, and have no plans to run for office pretending you didn’t read SCREW.