Rihanna took to Instagram to show off her tits and ass, and oh yeah, her new Savage x Fenty line of lingerie, just in time for Valentine’s Day.
Would ya?
Red Pussy, Blue Asshole
A poem about how politics turned the human body into a battlefield, where one side polices what goes in and the other polices what comes out, and both call it freedom.
Rihanna’s Not-So-Savage Lingerie
Rihanna just dropped her Valentine’s Day lingerie collection, the Savage x Fenty V-Day line. V for Valentine’s, I presume, because it’s certainly not V for Vagina or V for Victory. It’s more like granny lingerie — more respectable department store seduction than it is dirty “fuck me like a whore”. Of course, Rihanna’s no spring chicken anymore, she’s graduated to hot MILF. Yeah, she’s still got great tits and a great ass and I’m sure she holds her own in bed, but to call it “savage” though, I don’t think so. I think those days are behind her. “Sultry” perhaps.
P.S. — Where I come from “Fenty” is fentanyl.
—CD
Best of Brigitte Bardot
French fox Brigitte Bardot turned 23 a month before she took the world by storm in the landmark 1957 Roger Vadim film …And God Created Woman. When the world discovered she’d been nude on film four years earlier, they scrambled to find the footage! You’ve got it over easy now, as we’ve rounded up the best nude moments in the career of this French legend, who celebrates her eighty eighth birthday in 2022! Here’s the best nudity Ms. Bardot treated us to in just over twenty years of baring her body on screen!
—MS
SCREW of The Day: Lily Steele
It’s no secret that girls like Lily Steele love to play, whether it’s with a partner or all on their own. This blonde doll wants to be your very own toy that you can dress up or dress down and that will let you position her any way at all that’ll make it good for both of you.
A Decent Indecent Proposal for Mickey Rourke
Mickey,
This isn’t charity. This isn’t a GoFundMe. This isn’t strangers buying a piece of your pride because they loved Barfly or cried at The Wrestler.
This is work.
SCREW wants to offer you $50,000 to appear in a SCREW-produced adult film.
Not a stunt. Not a punchline. A performance.
You’ve already crossed this border before. 9½ Weeks wasn’t polite cinema. John Gray wasn’t safe, sanitized, or trying to be liked. That film didn’t ask permission, and neither did you. It leaned into hunger, power, tension, and risk. Porn just never bothered pretending it was something else.
SCREW has always lived in that same alleyway. The one where art, sex, bruises, and bad decisions shake hands.
This wouldn’t be some sad cameo or wink-at-the-camera nonsense. Think closer to Bruiser Stone energy than Hollywood nostalgia. Older. Harder. A man who’s lived long enough to stop apologizing for it. Shot deliberately. Lit honestly. No jokes at your expense. No irony shielding the moment.
You don’t need to perform youth. You don’t need to perform redemption. You just show up as Mickey Rourke. Face, voice, scars, gravity intact.
You get paid upfront. No fans, no donations, no humiliation. No strangers buying the illusion of helping. You work. You leave with cash, credit, and control over how it’s presented. End of story.
You don’t want pity. Good. Neither do we. SCREW doesn’t rescue people. We collaborate with them.
You’re a Schenectady guy. So is Phil Italiano. Same cold winters. Same instinct to swing back instead of folding. This isn’t Hollywood circling the wagons. This is one survivor recognizing another across the room.
Storms pass. Rent gets paid. Careers reboot in strange, honest places. Sometimes the move that saves you is the one everyone else is afraid to suggest.
SCREW isn’t afraid.
Fifty thousand dollars. One film. No begging. No embarrassment. Just work.
Call us.
—SM
Sydney Sweeney’s Bangers and Ass
Born in Spokane, Washington in 1997, just two weeks after the death of Princess Di, Sydney Sweeney has taken Hollywood by storm in the last few years! The doe-eyed beauty with the alliterative name was high atop many lists of the most wanted celeb nude debuts before she shocked the world on HBO’s Euphoria!
Now she’s high atop every list of most wanted celeb follow-up nude scenes!
Not only does she have “great jeans” — she’s got great tits, too!
Mr Skin traipses through Sydney’s cinematic sexcapades in search of skin in The Best of Sydney Sweeney Nude. It’s a delicious, up-to-date glimpse into all of her nude scenes with lots of luscious Sydney tits and ass for you to enjoy. A must-see for every fan of celebrity smut.
Watch it here.
—SM