Normally, SCREW reviews tits, ass, and the kind of chaos only adult films can deliver, but every so often, a film comes along whose chaos hits just the right nerve, demanding attention even without the sugar and spice and everything nice. Social Media Monster, directed by Peter John Ross, is one of those rare exceptions...
There’s a certain character who likes to call himself an activist. You know the type. Doesn’t want to work. Doesn’t want responsibility. Doesn’t want accountability. So he buys an army jacket, grows his hair long, lives in a tent, fancies himself a "revolutionary" and adopts a posture instead of a purpose.
That's called cosplay activism.
NEW YORK — On March 25, Gloria Steinem turns 91, which feels like as good an excuse as any to…
PEEN ISLE, Coastal Territory — Researchers have reaffirmed what coastal historians, etymologists and local residents have long treated as settled fact: that Peen Isle, the phallic peninsula visible from the air and unmistakable in profile, is the original source of the word penile, from which both penis and peninsula were later derived, along with a host of other “dirty” words…
BOOBSVILLE — Until Bryon Noem’s private life spilled into public view, “bimbofication” was the kind of word most normal people had never heard unless they’d wandered into a very specific corner of the internet. But thanks to Bryon, a term once buried in fetish forums and niche online culture has suddenly entered the national conversation, leaving plenty of readers asking the obvious question: what the hell is it?
CLOSET COUNTY — The internet had a field day after leaked photos and messages showed Bryon Noem, husband of fired/disgraced former U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, fooling around with a private “bimbofication” fetish, complete with tig ol’ fake bitties, a pouty puss, and reported online spending that turned a personal kink into a possible national security nightmare. Kristi Noem’s camp said she was “devastated,” which is usually political-speak for the living room just caught fire.
