Cooking Bacon in New York

I was cooking bacon in New York City, which is a strange thing to do if you think about it, because pigs don’t live here and neither does peace.
My Polish neighbor knocked on the door…





I was cooking bacon in New York City, which is a strange thing to do if you think about it, because pigs don’t live here and neither does peace.
My Polish neighbor knocked on the door…

When you call them “pedos” or “pedophiles,” you give them an escape hatch.
They can simply deny it…

I am so bullish on Adele Cotton. Our contributor showed me pics of a woman he met while walking his dog. He explained that she is a little shy and has only done some lingerie modeling. Luckily, our contributor possesses the gift of gab. The next day, Denis had Adele in a transparent bodysuit in his apartment. She strikes me as kind, eager, and genuinely happy. Adele’s smile is contagious. We will definitely see more of her and not only in part two which drops tomorrow.