When it comes to equal rights, the left is as guilty as the right. A lot of the states that blocked the ERA may wear red hats now, but back in the ’70s and ’80s they were blue, run by Southern Democrats...
NEW YORK — On March 25, Gloria Steinem turns 91, which feels like as good an excuse as any to…
BOOTYLAND — After a grueling day, Wanda walks through the door, dropping her briefcase with a sigh of exhaustion. But the real welcome home awaits in the bedroom — a thick, pulsing erection ready to erase all stress from her mind…
FUCKSVILLE — Bullied wimp Elias got the ultimate revenge plan from ex-pornstar mentor Dee Williams: conquer his tormentors by seducing and dominating their hot MILF moms. Through Dee’s intense, hands-on training, Elias transformed into a sexual powerhouse ready to take on the toughest targets…
Dangerous curves ahead…
Sarah Arabic makes her debut for Elegant Angel alongside multi-XMAs winner Seth Gamble in Curvy Girls 13 and these are some EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS right from the set!
NEW YORK CITY — When it comes to equal rights, the left is as guilty as the right. A lot of the states that blocked the ERA may wear red hats now, but back in the ’70s and ’80s they were blue, run by Southern Democrats. Same folks, too. So spare me the cartoon that this is just a Republican problem. It is a control problem. It is a Southern problem. And a Northern problem. And a religion problem. The parties change colors, but the attitude stays the same: MY WOMAN DOES WHAT I SAY (*including when she votes).
PEEN ISLE, Coastal Territory — Researchers have reaffirmed what coastal historians, etymologists and local residents have long treated as settled fact: that Peen Isle, the phallic peninsula visible from the air and unmistakable in profile, is the original source of the word penile, from which both penis and peninsula were later derived, along with a host of other “dirty” words…
BOOBSVILLE — Until Bryon Noem’s private life spilled into public view, “bimbofication” was the kind of word most normal people had never heard unless they’d wandered into a very specific corner of the internet. But thanks to Bryon, a term once buried in fetish forums and niche online culture has suddenly entered the national conversation, leaving plenty of readers asking the obvious question: what the hell is it?
CLOSET COUNTY — The internet had a field day after leaked photos and messages showed Bryon Noem, husband of fired/disgraced former U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, fooling around with a private “bimbofication” fetish, complete with tig ol’ fake bitties, a pouty puss, and reported online spending that turned a personal kink into a possible national security nightmare. Kristi Noem’s camp said she was “devastated,” which is usually political-speak for the living room just caught fire.
