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WANDA'S BIG BOOTY
RIDES AGAIN!


Wanda’s Booty Rides Again

BOOTYLAND — After a grueling day, Wanda walks through the door, dropping her briefcase with a sigh of exhaustion. But the real welcome home awaits in the bedroom — a thick, pulsing erection ready to erase all stress from her mind…


FORGET ABOUT YOUR CAR
DUDES, HE BANGED YOUR MOMS!
(AND THEY LOVED IT!)


Dude, I Banged Your Mom!

FUCKSVILLE — Bullied wimp Elias got the ultimate revenge plan from ex-pornstar mentor Dee Williams: conquer his tormentors by seducing and dominating their hot MILF moms. Through Dee’s intense, hands-on training, Elias transformed into a sexual powerhouse ready to take on the toughest targets…


SHIT PHIL SAYS
Women Will Be Equal
When Religion is Stripped of Its Veto Power


Women Will Be Equal When Religion is Stripped of Its Voting Power

NEW YORK CITY — When it comes to equal rights, the left is as guilty as the right. A lot of the states that blocked the ERA may wear red hats now, but back in the ’70s and ’80s they were blue, run by Southern Democrats. Same folks, too. So spare me the cartoon that this is just a Republican problem. It is a control problem. It is a Southern problem. And a Northern problem. And a religion problem. The parties change colors, but the attitude stays the same: MY WOMAN DOES WHAT I SAY (*including when she votes).


THE ORIGIN OF PENIS:
PEEN ISLE
AND THE BIRTH OF DIRTY WORDS


PEEN ISLE, Coastal Territory — Researchers have reaffirmed what coastal historians, etymologists and local residents have long treated as settled fact: that Peen Isle, the phallic peninsula visible from the air and unmistakable in profile, is the original source of the word penile, from which both penis and peninsula were later derived, along with a host of other “dirty” words…


What The Heck is ‘Bimbofication’?


BOOBSVILLE — Until Bryon Noem’s private life spilled into public view, “bimbofication” was the kind of word most normal people had never heard unless they’d wandered into a very specific corner of the internet. But thanks to Bryon, a term once buried in fetish forums and niche online culture has suddenly entered the national conversation, leaving plenty of readers asking the obvious question: what the hell is it?


BUSTED: Fake Boobs, Real Hypocrisy


Fake Boobs, Real Hypocrisy

CLOSET COUNTY — The internet had a field day after leaked photos and messages showed Bryon Noem, husband of fired/disgraced former U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, fooling around with a private “bimbofication” fetish, complete with tig ol’ fake bitties, a pouty puss, and reported online spending that turned a personal kink into a possible national security nightmare. Kristi Noem’s camp said she was “devastated,” which is usually political-speak for the living room just caught fire.


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SCREW is an adult culture and entertainment magazine covering sex news, satire, adult film reviews, celebrities, vintage erotica history, nightlife, and uncensored commentary. Founded in 1968 by Al Goldstein and revived for a digital audience by Phil Italiano, SCREW publishes original features, cultural criticism, event guides, and archival stories from the filth-and-free-speech tradition.