TESS TICKLES

I’m Tess Tickles, darling — a glitter-streaked wild child. My words poke, prod, and tickle your darkest desires until you’re begging for the next hit.
SMUT FROM THE PAST

Syphilus: The Horny Shepherd Who Ruined Everyone’s Weekend

efore syphilis was a pamphlet at the clinic or a punchline in a bad stand-up set, it was a Greek-flavored morality tale with gods, hubris, and one extremely unlucky shepherd who couldn’t keep Apollo’s name out of his mouth.
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Scarecrow in a Garden of Cucumbers: Cult Cinema with Lou Reed’s Muse

Scarecrow in a Garden of Cucumbers isn’t a “forgotten gem” so much as a dirty fingerprint on cultural history. And Holly Woodlawn is right there in the middle of it, laughing, swaying, refusing to behave, forever walking on the wild side and dragging the rest of us with her.
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Them Glorious, Greasy, Salty Big Tits of Yesteryear

Somewhere in the early ’50s, Big Tits Potato Chips faded out — maybe the name got too hot, maybe health codes started asking questions, or maybe poor Titus just couldn’t keep his bags up in a world of rising standards and tighter labels.
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