I smashed McNugget sauces all over their Volvo. Barbeque. Sweet & Sour. Honey Mustard. Pop, smash, smear. The guy came out to yell at me, but I whipped my dick out and started pissing at him. I pissed right up in his face and all over his shirt…
Author: Phil Italiano
Publisher, Visionary, Provocateur
The Fellatio Alger Story — A Secret Oral History of Success
Before there was LinkedIn, there was lip service—because in America, the real way up has always been down. The Fellatio Alger Story uncovers the oral tradition behind every so-called “self-made man,” and why success still prefers a soft palate.
The Cage Match: How Uncle Sam Screwed The Tiger King
Joe Exotic is rotting in a goddamn cage. Not for killing tigers. Not for trying to whack that bitch Carole Baskin. But because the feds wanted a scalp, and Joe—flamboyant, loud, broke, queer, and weird—fit the bill.
SCREW #63 – The Freak Parade Marches On…
This issue was a riot in print — everyone who wrote in these pages had two things: a dirty mind and the balls (or labia) to say what the rest of the country was too chicken-shit to admit they loved.
The Ballad of Miss Loretta, Queen of The Diner Strip
She never got ahead. She never tried to. Every dollar went to cheap wine, scratch-offs, and hotel rooms with hourly rates. It was a cycle — blowjob, bottle, blackout, repeat…
Two in the Pink, One in the Stink: The Origin of The Shocker
It’s not about how many fingers you use.
It’s about the story they tell.
And this one tells it all…
SCREW #13: Bastards By The Bagful
Back when Nixon was bombing Cambodia and your mom still thought ‘oral’ meant a book report, SCREW was already unloading truth by the sticky handful.
The G-Spot Conspiracy: Part III — The Climax Protocol
In the final phases of the G-Post Conspiracy, desire gets digitized. From AI girlfriends to crypto courtesans, pleasure is now programmable…
Readin’, Writin’ an’ Represhun’ — Making America Obedient Again
They’re not trying to make America great again — they’re trying to make it dumb, broke, and obedient. By pricing out education and rewriting history, the Trump cult isn’t conserving tradition — they’re weaponizing ignorance.
The Hypnotic Eye #7: Donny at the Rehab 🧠📡🍸
Icon, the Hypnotic Eye. (voiced by Joe Riley) takes the audience through an eclectic journey of weird and wonderful clips from science fiction, horror and fanciful movies and television shows, old commercials and garage band performances.