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Author: Phil Italiano

Publisher, Visionary, Provocateur

Pisspocalypse Now: Riverdance of The McDamned

Posted on May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 by Phil Italiano

I smashed McNugget sauces all over their Volvo. Barbeque. Sweet & Sour. Honey Mustard. Pop, smash, smear. The guy came out to yell at me, but I whipped my dick out and started pissing at him. I pissed right up in his face and all over his shirt…

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The Fellatio Alger Story — A Secret Oral History of Success

Posted on May 18, 2025May 18, 2025 by Phil Italiano

Before there was LinkedIn, there was lip service—because in America, the real way up has always been down. The Fellatio Alger Story uncovers the oral tradition behind every so-called “self-made man,” and why success still prefers a soft palate.

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The Cage Match: How Uncle Sam Screwed The Tiger King

Posted on May 18, 2025May 18, 2025 by Phil Italiano

Joe Exotic is rotting in a goddamn cage. Not for killing tigers. Not for trying to whack that bitch Carole Baskin. But because the feds wanted a scalp, and Joe—flamboyant, loud, broke, queer, and weird—fit the bill.

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SCREW #63 – The Freak Parade Marches On…

Posted on May 18, 2025May 19, 2025 by Phil Italiano

This issue was a riot in print — everyone who wrote in these pages had two things: a dirty mind and the balls (or labia) to say what the rest of the country was too chicken-shit to admit they loved.

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The Ballad of Miss Loretta, Queen of The Diner Strip

Posted on May 17, 2025May 17, 2025 by Phil Italiano

She never got ahead. She never tried to. Every dollar went to cheap wine, scratch-offs, and hotel rooms with hourly rates. It was a cycle — blowjob, bottle, blackout, repeat…

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Two in the Pink, One in the Stink: The Origin of The Shocker

Posted on May 17, 2025May 17, 2025 by Phil Italiano

It’s not about how many fingers you use.
It’s about the story they tell.
And this one tells it all…

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SCREW #13: Bastards By The Bagful

Posted on May 16, 2025May 17, 2025 by Phil Italiano

Back when Nixon was bombing Cambodia and your mom still thought ‘oral’ meant a book report, SCREW was already unloading truth by the sticky handful.

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The G-Spot Conspiracy: Part III — The Climax Protocol

Posted on May 16, 2025May 16, 2025 by Phil Italiano

In the final phases of the G-Post Conspiracy, desire gets digitized. From AI girlfriends to crypto courtesans, pleasure is now programmable…

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Readin’, Writin’ an’ Represhun’ — Making America Obedient Again

Posted on May 15, 2025May 15, 2025 by Phil Italiano

They’re not trying to make America great again — they’re trying to make it dumb, broke, and obedient. By pricing out education and rewriting history, the Trump cult isn’t conserving tradition — they’re weaponizing ignorance.

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The Hypnotic Eye #7: Donny at the Rehab 🧠📡🍸

Posted on May 15, 2025May 20, 2025 by Phil Italiano

Icon, the Hypnotic Eye. (voiced by Joe Riley) takes the audience through an eclectic journey of weird and wonderful clips from science fiction, horror and fanciful movies and television shows, old commercials and garage band performances.

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