Sorayamaâs âSexy Robotsââiconic, hyperreal, and unapologetically objectifiedâblend the spit-shined allure of mid-century cheesecake with the cold inevitability of techno-fascination. These are machines that look like they fuck back…
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Polished, Punishing, and Perfectly Perverse: A SCREW REVIEW of ‘Slick’
Deeper doesnât just deliver pornâthey craft cinematic arousal. And Slick lives up to its name and then some. This latest collection is high-gloss smut that slides into your psyche and…
A SCREW REVIEW: DORCEL’s ‘Dating’ Goes the Distance
Nobody does classy smut quite like DORCEL. The French may not know how to win a war, but they damn sure know how to stage an orgy. In Dating, Anita…
A SCREW REVIEW: Crazy Italian Holidays (2025)
Ah, Italy. Birthplace of opera, spaghetti, fascism, and some of the hottest fucking brunettes ever captured on film. In Crazy Italian Holidays, Private sends a handful of Euro babes on…
Five Best Butt Plugs for Cheating at Chess
In light of (better yet, to make light of) the current âbuzzâ surrounding the alleged Hans Niemann cheating scandal that recently rocked the world of professional chess, I reached out to a former member…
Confessions of Food Delivery Hacks
I was standing outside traffic court, smoking a cigarette with the other losers, waiting for court to start, when I overheard two food delivery drivers comparing notes and sharing their…