This country — this beautiful, battered spouse of a country — took one look at a twice-impeached, 34-times convicted felon, a gold-toilet con man and said: “More, Daddy. Hit me again.”
📰 SCREW THIS!
Something Like Freedom
A skeletal tree. A rusted wire fence. A stubborn patch of wildflowers blooming against the gray of a death camp. Stark. Tragic. And defiantly, fuck-you human. Freedom not as a flag, but as survival. Joy not as a luxury, but as rebellion. Choosing life in the face of something built to erase you…
HAPPY EASTER: It’s Not the Damn Ham, It’s an Abortion.
When you’re slicing into your Damn Ham this Easter weekend, take a moment to think about what else is being carved up. Rights. Futures. Lives. And if you find a chunk of meat clogging up the toilet? That might be your grandkid.
Generation ‘X’ for Xenophobia
Looking back, it’s no wonder they slapped an “X” on our generation. But it was always a misfit label. “X” usually marks the spot—something exact. But there was nothing exact…
Made in ‘Merica: Batteries Not Included, Rights Not Guaranteed
Well folks, the stock market is crashing harder than a wedding crasher at a MAGA quinceañera, and the U.S. government—now fully weaponized under Emperor Cantaloupe—has gone ahead and made it…
DO NOT PANIC: The Dow Jones is a Rigged Game—and it Means Jack Shit.
The stock market is taking a kamikaze nosedive this week with the news, panic, and fear of President Trump’s new tariffs on everyone in the world including Antarctica (for real),…
The Bastion of Free Speech
You found us. Or maybe you’ve been here all along, waiting for SCREW to rise again, just like we always do—middle finger in the air, hard as a rock, and…
Is Netflix the New Porn?
No. It’s not. From the earliest days of the internet, porn has always been king, at one time swallowing up more than half of the world’s bandwidth. Over the years though, as…