Roselina Andee: Great Pets Part 1
BY ZISHY
Since Zishy was recently acquired by a subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company, I have been told to refrain from all controversial topics in my writeups. No more sensitive social commentary. No more anarcho-capitalist ideologies. And certainly no more conspiracy theories. Just good old fashioned smut peddling. I can do this. One thing that I know is how to play ball for an American dollar — a beautiful, green, infinitely-printable, backed-by-absolutely-nothing cuckbuck. SHIT!! Roselina is really pretty. Part two coming with video tomorrow.
—Z
