Fifty-three years ago this week, SCREW #206 for February 12, 1973, ran a cover screaming, “Jackie Kennedy Naked!” Inside was…
In this open letter to President Trump, The Tiger King details the evidence that proves his innocence, his failing health, and lays out his case for freedom, mercy, and a second chance.
SCREW’s been saying it since 1968 — if you can’t say “pussy” in public, you’re not free. If you need a permission slip to get off, you’re already in chains. When cults start handing out blindfolds, the loudest thing you can do is strip down and say something filthy.
No. It’s not.
From the earliest days of the internet, porn has always been king, at one time swallowing up more than half of the world’s bandwidth. Over the years though, as video streaming has come of age and the internet’s been flooded with news stories and pranks and pet videos and TikToks and tons of other schlock, porn’s total bandwidth usage has “dropped” to about one-third.
I was standing outside traffic court, smoking a cigarette with the other losers, waiting for court to start, when I overheard two food delivery drivers comparing notes and sharing their inside jokes and delivery stories. I was naturally curious because I’m a lazy, fat fuck with no car who uses DoorDash, GrubHub, UberEATS and Instacart just about every day of my fat life, so I inched closer to eavesdrop…
The first dude, let’s call him Chad — because he looked like a Chad — drives for DoorDash and bragged how he “snags” a few fries and/or onion rings from every order until he has enough for a lunch break. The other one, who we’ll call Dante — because he looked like a Dante — drives for “all of ’em,” which I gathered to be DoorDash, GrubHub and UberEATS, laughed and assured Chad that “snagging” isn’t “stealing.” He then added how he always counts such things as breadsticks, chicken nuggets, chicken fingers, and chicken wings because sometimes restaurants throw in one or to extras, which he then snags for himself.
