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140 articlesWhat the Hell is He Singing? Bad Bunny Translated…
This is our best-effort translation of Bad Bunny’s live Super Bowl LX halftime performance from Sunday, February 8, 2026. One of our staffers is dating a Puerto Rican chick who’s a serious Bad Bunny fan, and she provided the backbone of this translation. We cross-checked it with context, slang, and all the dirty words we, of course, already know. If you’re fluent and think we missed something, say so in the comments — we’ll gladly tighten it up.
Jackie Kennedy’s Million-Dollar Bush Fifty-Three Years Later
Fifty-three years ago this week, SCREW #206 for February 12, 1973, ran a cover screaming, “Jackie Kennedy Naked!” Inside was a photo spread titled, “Jackie Kennedy’s Million-Dollar Bush” — the first time in American history a First Lady’s nude photos were published in-print in an American publication. It was the single hottest-selling issue of SCREW ever printed, selling all 144,000 copies from New York-area newsstands in just seven days — and ultimately more than 500,000 — all at 75 cents a pop!