Phil Italiano

Publisher, Visionary, Provocateur
FEATURED FILTH

The Death of Free Internet Porn?

BY PHIL ITALIANO I’m a product of the 80s and early 90s, the tail-end of what’s known as The Golden Era of Porn, a time when the smut flicks were as goofy and tacky and outrageous as our big hair and the funky clothes we wore. #AquaNet #ParachutePants. Watching a porn as a teenager was a […]
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Is Netflix the New Porn?

No. It’s not. From the earliest days of the internet, porn has always been king, at one time swallowing up more than half of the world’s bandwidth. Over the years though, as video streaming has come of age and the internet’s been flooded with news stories and pranks and pet videos and TikToks and tons of other […]
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Confessions of Food Delivery Hacks

I was standing outside traffic court, smoking a cigarette with the other losers, waiting for court to start, when I overheard two food delivery drivers comparing notes and sharing their inside jokes and delivery stories. I was naturally curious because I’m a lazy, fat fuck with no car who uses DoorDash, GrubHub, UberEATS and Instacart just about every day […]