PUSSY IS MY LOTUS
A lot of people read the lotus as drugs. I never have. To me it’s always been pussy. Sex is my intoxicant. It makes sense to me the way the lotus made sense to Odysseus's men.
Phil Italiano
Publisher, Visionary, Provocateur
MOVE THE WALLS: TRUMP’S FIX FOR AN INCONVENIENT PAST
Happy New Year. Here’s my prediction for 2026: rather than answer the Epstein questions head-on, Trump will flirt with the idea of a federal age-of-consent standard, marketed as “clarity” and “uniformity” but functioning as narrative control. When the past won’t stop knocking, power doesn’t explain itself. It moves the walls and insists the room was always shaped this way...
I GOT YOUR RESOLUTION RIGHT HERE. (Or “Revolutions, Not Resolutions”)
Resolutions are internal. Quiet. Meant to fail gently so you don’t feel too bad about it. But revolutions are public. Messy. They make people uncomfortable. They don’t ask permission.
Gun Nutting Gun Nuts
Nobody wants to admit it, but there’s a sexual energy to obsession. Cars. Power tools. Muscles. Flags. Guns are just the loudest version. Cold steel. Long barrels. Trigger discipline. Words that already sound like something else if you say them slow enough.
I Quit Coke, Booze, and Cigarettes for This Shit.
As we limp towards the end of 2025, if there was ever a moment that begged for a double shot of bourbon, a fat line of blow, or a Marlboro lit off a burning Constitution, this would be it.
Show Us Your Papers
Age verification was never about the kids. It's about normalizing surveillance of voting-age adults under the guise of protecting them...
TAKE ME TO YOUR STRIPPER
Kiss Me Quick! arrived during the peak of the 1960s nudie-cutie boom, when movies existed solely to put naked women on screen and call it a plot. It’s cheap, stupid, and completely honest about why it was made. Director Peter Perry Jr., working under a pse
LOLITA (1962): KUBRICK GETS AWAY WITH IT
Stanley Kubrick’s "Lolita" tells a story Hollywood wasn’t supposed to tell, about desires it'd rather pretend don’t exist. But he didn't sanitize it; he outsmarted the room.
ADULTS ONLY (MEANS YOU)
At some point America decided adulthood was conditional. You can be drafted, charged interest, sent to war, sent to prison, sent an email that ruins your week. But desire? That needs supervision.
IS DONALD TRUMP A CHOMO?
Calling Trump a chomo — or a pedophile — doesn’t sharpen the case against him. It weakens it.