An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of Global Jerkography and the Varied Customs of Manual Pleasure as Observed Across Cultures, Continents, and Coordinates…
Author: Phil Italiano
Publisher, Visionary, Provocateur
Something Like Freedom
A skeletal tree. A rusted wire fence. A stubborn patch of wildflowers blooming against the gray of a death camp. Stark. Tragic. And defiantly, fuck-you human. Freedom not as a flag, but as survival. Joy not as a luxury, but as rebellion. Choosing life in the face of something built to erase you…
Dung-Fu: Path of Brown Lotus
This is the story of a man who faced his darkness, clenched through adversity, and discovered enlightenment—not in a temple, but on the toilet. This is not merely a tale of digestion. This is a guide. A parable. A movement. A story of struggle, surrender, and the sacred art of letting go…
Hailey Rose Headlines Hard X’s ‘Stacked 14’
Award-winning adult superstar Hailey Rose leads a star-studded cast of fellow, all-natural, big breasted beauties for Stacked 14, the newest chapter of the popular Hard X series from Mile High…
SCREW #164: “Hail Fellatio” and Other Noble Pursuits
SCREW #164 wasn’t just a magazine—it was a middle finger mailed first class to the nation’s repressed subconscious. This issue captures SCREW at its filthy, fearless peak: loud, lewd, and lacerating.
Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled pornography to bring you news of a dead Pope and to pop your estercoraria cherry with estercoraria chairs so gender-confirming, your pronouns will beg for mercy!
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Naked Came The Hoax
This 1969 bestselling book was all a hoax — a Trojan Horse of tits and tackiness that got past the gatekeepers by pretending to be “important”, and ultimately exposed the lies of the publishing industry and the hypocrisy of the critics…
Her Tiny Hole Was So Tight, Her Grandpa Couldn’t Get His Finger Out!
It was a Saturday afternoon like any other—until Grandpa ended up stuck in Little Maria’s tiny hole…
Valentina Nappi: Italy’s Intellectual Inamorata
If Fellini had ever directed porn, Valentina Nappi would’ve been his muse. Born in Naples and blessed with brains, beauty, and a body that belongs in the Vatican under bulletproof…
Keepin’ That Robopimp Hand Strong
“Robopimp” follows a disabled vet rebuilt for revenge—with a twenty-inch cybernetic cock wired for ho control. After losing his manhood in the Russo-American War of 2010, he’s back on the streets with mission-critical hardware and zero patience.