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SCREW YOU! #2,830 — ChatGPT

February 2, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

ChatGPT (Chat Garbage PreTense) is useless to the intellectual and dangerous to the ignorant.

A Model Cunt.

January 31, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

Sometimes when I am alone I write poetry in my room. Just for fun.

Abolish Article 175: The Simple Solution to Japan’s Birth Crisis

January 28, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

If only Japan would just stop pixelating its porn, its people would start fucking again…

SCREW YOU! #2,829 — I Just Turned 50!

January 28, 2023 SCREW 0

I turned 50 this week, which means girls half my age are now 25…

SCREW YOU! #2,828

January 18, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

Ugh. I’m so sick of hearing the word “woke”. Now Joe Rogan is calling Howard Stern woke….

Long Lost Bible Stories: The Book of Pthirus 1:1-21

January 14, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

This is the account of Pthirus. It begins in the Lost Valley of Highman which cuts deep through the great Labbya Plateau.

SCREW YOU! #2,827

January 12, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

I could have been at the AVN’s banging some hot pussy, but instead I spent the weekend banging these stupid keys.

Pussy Is My Lotus

January 10, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

A lot of people see the Lotus as a metaphor for drugs — for me, it’s always been a metaphor for pussy.

Jamo and Pussy Juice — Tradition!

January 8, 2023 Meatman 0

Chasing shots of whiskey with her fresh-squeezed pussy juice — our little (secret) tradition.

The Superstar Billy Graham — NOT the Reverend

January 7, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

Oops. wrong Billy Graham.

A Beginner’s Guide to Lewd And Lascivious Lingo (Or Dirty Sex 101)

January 6, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

I’m all about dirty sex. When the clothes come off and we’re turned on, anything goes. Golden showers, cum swapping — you name it…

SCREW YOU! #2,826

January 6, 2023 Phil Italiano 0

This year I’m putting an end to the dating apps, sugar baby websites and always being the other guy.

Hey Man, Is That Freedom Rock? — No, Fuck Off, Man.

December 31, 2022 Phil Italiano 0

That time I got really high and combined a bunch of my favorite classic rock songs into one.

Stickin’ It To The New Man (Or Is Real-Life the New Counterculture?)

December 31, 2022 Phil Italiano 0

Counterculture is cool but you won’t find it on social media — there is no “freedom” online.

SCREW YOU! #2,825

December 29, 2022 Phil Italiano 0

When that ball drops at 12AM on January 1st, my balls will be balls-deep in some hot young girl’s pussy…

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