SCREW YOU! #2,830 — ChatGPT
ChatGPT (Chat Garbage PreTense) is useless to the intellectual and dangerous to the ignorant.
Shit Phil Says
A Model Cunt.
Sometimes when I am alone I write poetry in my room. Just for fun.
Abolish Article 175: The Simple Solution to Japan’s Birth Crisis
If only Japan would just stop pixelating its porn, its people would start fucking again…
SCREW YOU! #2,829 — I Just Turned 50!
I turned 50 this week, which means girls half my age are now 25…
SCREW YOU! #2,828
Ugh. I’m so sick of hearing the word “woke”. Now Joe Rogan is calling Howard Stern woke….
Long Lost Bible Stories: The Book of Pthirus 1:1-21
This is the account of Pthirus. It begins in the Lost Valley of Highman which cuts deep through the great Labbya Plateau.
SCREW YOU! #2,827
I could have been at the AVN’s banging some hot pussy, but instead I spent the weekend banging these stupid keys.
Pussy Is My Lotus
A lot of people see the Lotus as a metaphor for drugs — for me, it’s always been a metaphor for pussy.
Jamo and Pussy Juice — Tradition!
Chasing shots of whiskey with her fresh-squeezed pussy juice — our little (secret) tradition.
The Superstar Billy Graham — NOT the Reverend
Oops. wrong Billy Graham.
A Beginner’s Guide to Lewd And Lascivious Lingo (Or Dirty Sex 101)
I’m all about dirty sex. When the clothes come off and we’re turned on, anything goes. Golden showers, cum swapping — you name it…
SCREW YOU! #2,826
This year I’m putting an end to the dating apps, sugar baby websites and always being the other guy.
Hey Man, Is That Freedom Rock? — No, Fuck Off, Man.
That time I got really high and combined a bunch of my favorite classic rock songs into one.
Stickin’ It To The New Man (Or Is Real-Life the New Counterculture?)
Counterculture is cool but you won’t find it on social media — there is no “freedom” online.
SCREW YOU! #2,825
When that ball drops at 12AM on January 1st, my balls will be balls-deep in some hot young girl’s pussy…