Joel Osteen Jerks Off.

February 18, 2021 Phil Italiano 0

Joel Osteen follows Billy Graham’s lead with the “Modesto Manifesto,” I wonder if he also shares Billy’s thoughts on Jews… (Oh, and like me, they both jerk off.)

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Goodbye Dear Friend.

February 11, 2021 Phil Italiano 0

In Honor of Larry Claxton FlyntFounder, HustlerNovember 1, 1942 – February 10, 2021 Today we lost a true, self-made American success story, a lifelong patriot […]

The Uber Pornographer

January 31, 2021 Phil Italiano 0

I feel like Matt McConaughey’s character, lawyer Mickey Haller, in The Lincoln Lawyer except I’m more like, Philly Baller, The Uber Pornographer…

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The First Time I Ate Ethiopian…

January 20, 2021 Phil Italiano 2

I always imagined “Ethiopian Cuisine” would consist of creamed corn and sliced beets and all that other unwanted canned shit we donate and air-drop on them every year. But I was wrong…