“America is Better Than This!” – Um, No We’re Not.
While the world watched in horror as hundreds of Trump supporters wreaked havoc on our nation’s Capitol, people on both sides cried, “America is better than this!” – but sadly, no, we’re not.
Politics
Buh-Bleep, Buh-Bleep, Buh-Bleep, Biden’s No Better Folks!
Most people have me all wrong. Just because I’m not pro-Trump doesn’t mean I’m pro-Biden. Sure I think Biden is the lesser of the two evils, but I think America has just done what it always does: we replaced one shady character with another.
The Walmart Tax: Butt-Banged By The Big Box.
Most American taxpayers have no idea their tax dollars go to support the nation’s largest welfare recipient – Walmart. SCREW reveals how Wally World is fucking America in the ass …raw.
And The ‘Loser Of The Year’ Is…
Unlike Time’s “Person Of The Year,” which is about who the most influential person of the year was (or in this year’s case, most influential people – i.e., President-Elect Joe Biden and Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris), SCREW’s “Loser Of The Year” is about one thing: LOSING.
Jack Me Off?
Now that Kamala Harris is our first African-American and South Asian and Female Vice President all rolled into one, her husband Doug Mehoff becomes the […]
Trump Humiliated – Gets The “2020 Experience”
(WASHINGTON) – I woke up this afternoon to learn Joe Biden has finally been declared President-Elect. What a long fucking week this has been. (Better […]
America Tells Trump to ‘Shut Up, Man!’
It’s pretty obvious at this point where the election is going. Shit’s been happening so fast since Tuesday (Election Day) that I’ve been hesitant to […]
Oregon Becomes Our New Favorite State.
Arizona, Montana, New Jersey and South Dakota voted to legalize recreational marijuana this week, but Oregon one-upped them all, becoming the first state in the […]
Faith in the Supreme Court…
I don’t have faith in much to do with our government, but I do have faith in our Supreme Court. Supreme Court Justices are appointed […]
SCREW Presents: Pin The Swastika On The Racist!
Years ago, we made a huge splash with our original party game – Pin the Cock on The Feminist – featuring feminist leader Gloria Steinem. […]