About Fucking Time: SCREW Presents #ShitPhilSays
SCREW is proud to present #ShitPhilSays, the long-awaited, raunchy new show starring our very own publisher-extraordinaire, Phil Italiano, coming exclusively to SCREW TV on March 15, 2021.
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Inside The Vatican’s Hi-Tech War on Child Sex Abuse …Allegations.
The Roman Catholic Church has announced that child sex abuse allegations against priests are at an all-time low since they began requiring priests to carry Neuralyzers…
Woman’s Dirty Clam Produces Rare Pearl.
(PORTLAND, OR) – A Portland woman baffled scientists recently when she spit a rare black pearl out of her nasty twat…
Blame It All On Me.
“But I like to read the articles!” The reason I write this shit is so YOU have a reason to subscribe to SCREW other than just PORN…
Sexual Spelunking.
Where’s “Kids Say The Darndest Things” when you need them?
Leave the Cart, Take the Cannoli.
Grocery stores have saved thousands by brainwashing you into thinking you’re doing the right thing by returning your shopping cart…
Someone Needs to Invent ‘The NanoBagel’
This unassuming bagel may look like a plain bagel, but it’s actually any flavor bagel you want — thanks to miracle of nanotechnology, and your […]
That’s What You Get You Stupid Bitch.
I was walking out of Kroger this evening when I noticed a woman struggling with some bags. I offered to help her to her car […]
Jack Me Off?
Now that Kamala Harris is our first African-American and South Asian and Female Vice President all rolled into one, her husband Doug Mehoff becomes the […]
Hot Dogs with Meat Sauce and Gratuitous Nudes.
One thing I love (and miss) about New York is Hot Dogs with Meat Sauce. I love the way the Greek diners do it. There’s […]