Rihanna just dropped her Valentine’s Day lingerie collection, the Savage x Fenty V-Day line. V for Valentine’s, I presume, because it’s certainly not V for Vagina or V for Victory. It’s more like granny lingerie — more respectable department store seduction than it is dirty “fuck me like a whore”. Of course, Rihanna’s no spring chicken anymore, she’s graduated to hot MILF. Yeah, she’s still got great tits and a great ass and I’m sure she holds her own in bed, but to call it “savage” though, I don’t think so. I think those days are behind her. “Sultry” perhaps.
P.S. — Where I come from “Fenty” is fentanyl.
—CD
