Trump is coming for your guns soon. Not Biden. Not the libs. Your orange messiah. And when he does, MAGA won’t riot. They won’t resist. They’ll line up like cattle hearing the dinner bell, shuffling forward, rifles over their shoulders, tails between their legs.
“This one’s my favorite,” they’ll say, handing over their ARs like butcher tickets. “Take good care of her.”
If your response to this is “that’s not gonna happen” or anything softer than “from my cold dead hands,” congratulations, you’re not a rebel. You’re livestock. All that talk about the 2nd Amendment was just that — talk.
There’s an old saying in Texas, probably in Tennessee, but definitely in Texas, “All hat, no cattle” — it basically means you’re full of shit. Except in this case, it’s “red hats, all cattle”.
Because when the gate swings open and the chute narrows, y’all won’t buck. Y’all won’t bolt. Y’all won’t even moo.
You’ll walk right in, docile, obedient, and grateful your Supreme Leader noticed you.
Red hats. All cattle.
—P
