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The Week A’Head: Mar 24—Mar 30


The Week A’Head: Mar 24—Mar 30

NEW YORK — Here are the goings-on for the last full swing of March, when the city starts peeling off winter like a cheap stocking and remembering what it does best: seduction, spectacle, intoxication, drag, burlesque, bad judgment, and the occasional polite excuse for all three. This week does not arrive in tidy categories. It arrives like New York usually does, all at once, with lipstick on the glass and somebody already making the wrong decision for the right reason.


Panama City’s Tits-and-Ass Taliban Wants Your Ass Under Control


Panama City’s Tits-And-Ass Taliban Bans Twerking

‘MERICA — Panama City Beach has decided the real threat to civilization is not corruption, not war, not inflation, not the general collapse of American dignity, but girls shaking their asses too hard in public. For Spring Break 2026, authorities in the old Florida flesh circus made a point of warning crowds that “over-the-top” twerking could get them charged, part of a wider crackdown that already includes alcohol bans on the beach, curfews, special-event zones, and a general mood of armed hall monitor panic.


Missing Russian Suitcase Nukes May Be in Iran: Intel Source Warns!


Missing Russian Suitcase Nukes May Be in Iran: Intel Source Warns!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For years, the story of the missing Russian suitcase nukes has floated around like a bad smell nobody can find. Too crazy to prove, too nasty to ignore. A source with intelligence ties tells us the most important part is not what has been seen, but rather what has NOT been seen. Because if those little doomsday gadgets really went missing after the Soviet collapse, and they still have not shown up in the hands of lunatics, cartel animals, or bargain-basement terrorists, then maybe that tells us something…


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