Look, we love nurses. They hold our hands when we’re sick, they clean up our messes without complaint, and they somehow manage to smile through 12-hour shifts full of bodily fluids and bureaucratic bullshit. So how do we say thank you? With flowers? A card? Hell no. This is SCREW.

We’re honoring National Nurses Week the only way we know how: by dropping trou, raising the flagpole, and paying sticky tribute to the cinematic angels who’ve been checking our temperatures the hard way for decades. These five nurse-themed pornos are more than just smut—they’re a celebration of selfless service in white stockings and barely-buttoned uniforms, each one hand-picked by a member of the SCREW staff from the library at ScrewVideo.com.

So find a quiet exam room, dim the lights, and get ready to honor America’s finest one stroke at a time. In no particular order, but I did save the best one (MY pick) for last:

Dirty Hospital

From the wrapper: “This compilation features hospitals and consulting rooms that have never ever existed even in the wildest imagination of yours. Any patient or nurse who has once entered these sacred places will be guaranteed to get the sexual experience of a lifetime thanks to the specialist’s throbbing cock and special equipment. Be prepared for the wildest, nastiest and most intense hardcore action that only the toughest bitches can survive.”

Dirty Hospital from DDF Network stars Candy Alexa, Licky Lex, Monika Wild, and Venus Afrodita.

Watch it here.

Nurses

The sexy nurses of Coos County General Hospital are patient care experts of the most feverish kind. Digital Playground’s Nurses includes Jesse Jane, Stoya, Riley Steele, Katsuni, Gabriella Fox, and Shay Jordan, plus sex sensations Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Shawna Lenee, and Shyla Stylez in eight intense scenes. Riley gets a lesson from her idol Jesse Jane in how to best assist Dr. Ferrara. Stoya gives James Deen the examination of a lifetime. All the nurses work together to find the cure for Erik Everhard’s sex addiction. With these hot nurses bathing, pampering, and tending to patients’ every need, it’s easy to see why no one wants to check out.

Watch it here.

Scrubs: A XXX Parody

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (James Deen)! When the handsome young and hung doctor sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis.

At Naked Heart, laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, bodily fluid transfusing, and pussy-oscopies you can handle in this multiple AVN Award nominated parody flick from New Sensations, starring Alexis Texas, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Missy Stone, Thea Marie and Tori Black.

Watch it here.

Genital Hospital

Dr. Feel Good is in and ready to do whatever it takes to heal whatever makes you ache. When a second opinion is needed, Veronica Avluv and Britney Stevens wind up taking turns doctoring up a hard cock. Angelina Valentine is a dominating task master while showing Nicki Blue the ropes of her duties. She’s bound, gagged, humiliated and pushed over the orgasmic edge. Heather Starlet is doing overtime in the ER by taking on two cocks at the same time for double her pleasure. Alia Janine and Katie Summers are playing doctor. And Danielle Foxx and the Doc practice more than their bedside manner on Ava Devine.

All of this happens in a typical shift at Genital Hospital!

Watch it here.

Candy Stripers

Deep-probing doctors & nasty nurses service patients and staff in this all-time adult classic starring Amber Hunt, Cris Cassidy, Eileen Wells, Lauren Black, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman and of course, the legendary Sharon Thorpe!

Directed by Bob Chinn (Sweet Young Foxes, Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls), Candy Stripers combines stellar production with riveting raunch – featuring the industry’s newest nubile talents. A certifiable gem. One of the all-time erotic masterpieces. And a cock draining 5 out of 5 possible erections on SCREW’s PeterMeter — both then and now!

(Told you we saved the best for last.)

Watch it here.

So there you have it—five white-hot tributes to the unsung heroes of the ER and the breakroom quickie. Whether you’re into vintage vixens in candy stripes or modern-day angels with latex gloves and bad intentions, nurse porn has always been about more than just fantasy—it’s about healing. And if watching these films leaves you sore, dehydrated, and gasping for breath… well, that just means it’s working.

Happy National Nurses Week!
Now wash your hands and hydrate—you’ve earned it.

—P.