SCREW YOU! #2,829 — I Just Turned 50!
I turned 50 this week, which means girls half my age are now 25…
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SCREW YOU! #2,828
Ugh. I’m so sick of hearing the word “woke”. Now Joe Rogan is calling Howard Stern woke….
SCREW YOU! #2,827
I could have been at the AVN’s banging some hot pussy, but instead I spent the weekend banging these stupid keys.
SCREW YOU! #2,826
This year I’m putting an end to the dating apps, sugar baby websites and always being the other guy.
SCREW YOU! #2,825
When that ball drops at 12AM on January 1st, my balls will be balls-deep in some hot young girl’s pussy…
SCREW YOU! #2,824
Like millions of others this past week, I set up a Mastodon instance because Twitter is just getting out of fucking hand.
SCREW YOU! #2,823
Now that we launched the SCREW Video Store and SCREW Premium service, you have more than a million ways to feed your pussy addiction.
SCREW YOU! #2,822
SCREW PREMIUM is now live! Are you ready for the All-New SCREW Sexperience?
SCREW YOU! #2,821
Happy Cyber Monday! Before there was “sext” and “sexting” there was “cyber” and “cybering…”
SCREW YOU! #2,820
I remember my brother reminding me, in his infinite, ignorant wisdom, that I had to fuck the Asian girl sideways…
SCREW YOU! | #2,820
I just watched a YouTube video of a guy who attached garlic bread to a weather balloon and sent it up to the edge of […]
SCREW YOU! #2,819
Great news this week, SCREW is now “Free to Read, Pay Only If You Jerk-Off!” That means you no longer need to be a paid […]
SCREW YOU! #2,818
Someone asked me the other day what the number after “SCREW YOU!” in the title of these posts represents. It’s something I decided to start […]
SCREW YOU! #2,817
I was on my way to Dollar General this afternoon to grab my daily Monster drinks but the cops had the road blocked off so […]
Pornography Is What You Make It.
“Pornography” is what you make it. Pornography, at its core, has as much to do with obscenity as anything else. Pornography is defined as representations […]