I turned 50 this week, which means girls half my age are now 25…
Ugh. I’m so sick of hearing the word “woke”. Now Joe Rogan is calling Howard Stern woke….
I could have been at the AVN’s banging some hot pussy, but instead I spent the weekend banging these stupid keys.
This year I’m putting an end to the dating apps, sugar baby websites and always being the other guy.
When that ball drops at 12AM on January 1st, my balls will be balls-deep in some hot young girl’s pussy…
Like millions of others this past week, I set up a Mastodon instance because Twitter is just getting out of fucking hand.
Now that we launched the SCREW Video Store and SCREW Premium service, you have more than a million ways to feed your pussy addiction.
SCREW PREMIUM is now live! Are you ready for the All-New SCREW Sexperience?
Happy Cyber Monday! Before there was “sext” and “sexting” there was “cyber” and “cybering…”
I remember my brother reminding me, in his infinite, ignorant wisdom, that I had to fuck the Asian girl sideways…