Inside The Vatican’s Hi-Tech War on Child Sex Abuse …Allegations.
The Roman Catholic Church has announced that child sex abuse allegations against priests are at an all-time low since they began requiring priests to carry Neuralyzers…
News Feed
Woman’s Dirty Clam Produces Rare Pearl.
(PORTLAND, OR) – A Portland woman baffled scientists recently when she spit a rare black pearl out of her nasty twat…
Share Your Sex Story, Get a Free SCREW T-Shirt!
Do you have a funny or interesting sex story you’d like to share with other SCREW readers? If so, we want to hear it…
Let’s Celebrate with 31 Flavors of Cameltoe!
It’s Cameltoe Tuesday! Here’s 31 scrumdiddlyumptious flavors of yummy cameltoes to satisfy your sweet tooth…
Deep Throat: ‘The Very Best XXX Film Ever Made’
How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle? This week SCREW TV celebrates Deep Throat starring Linda Lovelace – the film that ushered in The Golden Age of Porn. Watch it now on SCREW TV online, on Roku, or with Chromecast!
Such Wow: SCREW Does It DOGE Style
Today, SCREW officially became the first streaming media platform to accept Dogecoin as a payment option. Sounds crazy, I know, but crazier shit has happened…
Joel Osteen Jerks Off.
Joel Osteen follows Billy Graham’s lead with the “Modesto Manifesto,” I wonder if he also shares Billy’s thoughts on Jews… (Oh, and like me, they both jerk off.)
New Interface Brings SCREW TV to Chromecast, Android, iOS
SCREW TV is no longer exclusive to Roku. You can now stream the complete channel online, on any device, or to any TV via Chromecast.
St. Valentine’s Day Ass-acre
I could blame it on COVID and the pandemic or I could just accept the fact that I’m a loser without a date on Valentine’s Day, or I could just get a hooker…
Bosom Buddies: Larry Flynt and Al Goldstein
The relationship between SCREW and Hustler, and the friendship between the two magazines’ founders – Al Goldstein and Larry Flynt – is a long, storied one that goes all the way back to the beginning. Here’s the story you haven’t heard yet…
Goodbye Dear Friend.
In Honor of Larry Claxton FlyntFounder, HustlerNovember 1, 1942 – February 10, 2021 Today we lost a true, self-made American success story, a lifelong patriot […]
Who the Frick is Funky Claude?
THIS MAN IS A ROCK-N-ROLL LEGEND. Who the fuck is he? I’m glad you asked… Meet Claude Nobs a/k/a “Funky Claude” (February 4, 1936 – […]
Is Eating Ass the Cure for COVID-19?
SCREW recently asked a bunch of doctors with long foreign names and thick accents and they gave us the scoop on eating the poop shoot…
CLITERARY CLASSICS: Screwtiny On The Bounty
The New York Times didn’t call it, “A brutal redux of the literary classic that is equal parts science fiction, spy thriller, gay erotica and love story finished with an extraordinary modern twist that reveals once and for all what really happened to Jeffrey Epstein.”
The Bush is Back, Bitches!
I once shaved my pubes completely and my cock and balls looked like they were lit up like an airport runway for a 747 jumbo vagina. Never again.