Fri. 4/11 – Sex Tape: Vol 1
Hacienda’s throwing the hottest party where your phone’s not just invited, it’s the star of the show! Say hello to Sex Tape, a joint production with Erotica NYC that’s flipping the script on our no-phones rule.
Step into a space where fantasy meets creativity and every angle is your best one. Whether you’re a seasoned pro, a curious creator, or just looking to explore, this is your playground.
💡 What to Expect:
💋 Open spaces for content creation—Set the scene, dim the lights, and pose for the cameras
📸 Ring lights, mirrors & more—Because every. damn. angle. matters.
👀 No pressure, all pleasure—Create solo, collaborate, or just revel in the vibe – there will be private spaces and masks for camera shy hotties.
Ready to create, captivate and turn up the heat? Let’s make some magic. Non-members are invited to apply at the vetting link above!

Thurs. 4/17 – Naked Comedy Show
Welcome to a night where the jokes are sharp, the performers are fearless, and the dress code is… well, optional. It’s exactly what it sounds like – top comics with no bottoms.
Whether you’re here to perform, spectate, or simply bask in the glow of uninhibited hilarity, this is a night of laughs, good company, and the boldest comedy show in town.

Sun. 4/20 – Pot, Play, and -P-r-a-y-
Hop into the ultimate Easter Sunday meets 4/20 bash where spring vibes collide with a playful, steamy twist! This daytime play party invites you to dive into a lineup of fun, connection-sparking games, get lit in true 4/20 fashion, and fuck like bunnies.
Expect a lively mix of flirty frolics and carefree revelry, all wrapped in a bright, blossoming springtime glow—perfect for shaking off winter and sparking new thrills with thawing libidos.
We are welcoming a select group of non-members to attend. Apply Here.
— Hacienda
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