Her Pussy Made Me Wanna Hurl

I was going down on this chick the other night, got my tongue as far up inside her as far as it could go, when suddenly I tasted something weird. There was something in my mouth. Ew! I spit it out. It was an elbow macaroni. How the fuck did an elbow macaroni get up there, I wondered. Oh well…

I went back to eating her out. Again, got my tongue up inside her as far as it could go, started tongue-fucking her like there was no tomorrow, when — what the fuck — I got something else in my mouth. Another elbow macaroni, I wondered. I spit it out. No, this time it was a piece of corn. What the fuck, how did that piece of corn get up there? Oh well…

I went right back to tongue-fucking her hard as I could and sure enough, I had something else in my mouth. This time it was gross — a half-chewed piece of steak.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

“This is fucking gross!” I exclaimed, “I think I’m gonna puke!

“Oh no,” she said, “that’s what the last guy did.”

—MM

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Meatman Meyers is SCREW's roving Editor-at-Large for SOILED SHORTS and HYPERSEXUAL CITIZEN. He lives an otherwise private life so don't look for him on social media. Message him here only if you have a warrant.

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