While the world watched in horror as hundreds of Trump supporters wreaked havoc on our nation’s Capitol, people on both sides cried, “America is better than this!” – but sadly, no, we’re not.
Most people have me all wrong. Just because I’m not pro-Trump doesn’t mean I’m pro-Biden. Sure I think Biden is the lesser of the two evils, but I think America has just done what it always does: we replaced one shady character with another.
There is perhaps no monument more befitting to mark the end of four, long years of Donald Trump’s failed presidency than one created entirely of old, rusty orange dildos…
Unlike Time’s “Person Of The Year,” which is about who the most influential person of the year was (or in this year’s case, most influential people – i.e., President-Elect Joe Biden and Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris), SCREW’s “Loser Of The Year” is about one thing: LOSING.
All Aboard Vagina One, ready for take off.