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The First Time I Ate Ethiopian…

January 20, 2021 Phil Italiano 2

I always imagined “Ethiopian Cuisine” would consist of creamed corn and sliced beets and all that other unwanted canned shit we donate and air-drop on them every year. But I was wrong…

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PERVING 101: How to Become a Panty-Sniffing Snob

January 4, 2021 SCREW 0

Picking up a pair of women’s panties to smell them may sound easy enough, but according to the world’s leading experts – known as the crotch cognoscenti – 99% of men (and women, too) do it wrong. Discover the Art of Sniffing Panties in four simple steps…

Doubling Up.

December 2, 2020 Phil Italiano 0

The older I get the less time I have on this Earth and the more valuable my time becomes. When I was in my twenties, […]