St. Valentine’s Day Ass-acre
I could blame it on COVID and the pandemic or I could just accept the fact that I’m a loser without a date on Valentine’s Day, or I could just get a hooker…
Sex
Is Eating Ass the Cure for COVID-19?
SCREW recently asked a bunch of doctors with long foreign names and thick accents and they gave us the scoop on eating the poop shoot…
The First Time I Ate Ethiopian…
I always imagined “Ethiopian Cuisine” would consist of creamed corn and sliced beets and all that other unwanted canned shit we donate and air-drop on them every year. But I was wrong…
PERVING 101: How to Become a Panty-Sniffing Snob
Picking up a pair of women’s panties to smell them may sound easy enough, but according to the world’s leading experts – known as the crotch cognoscenti – 99% of men (and women, too) do it wrong. Discover the Art of Sniffing Panties in four simple steps…
Antibiotic Overuse Gives Rise to Mutant ‘Super Gonorrhea’
Just when we thought we were leaving 2020 behind for the greener pastures of a whole new year, along comes the greener discharge of a foiled villain who’s mutated and returned bigger, faster and stronger than ever – meet Super Gonorrhea.
Sexual Spelunking.
Where’s “Kids Say The Darndest Things” when you need them?
Guys, There’s Nothing Gay About Ass Play.
For many men (especially my age) our assholes are sacred ground; a One Way street, a no-go zone, off-limits, DO NOT ENTER. That’s because most […]
Muff-Munching Tactics of the Pussy-Eating Pros.
Eight out of ten women require oral stimulation of their clitoris in order to achieve an orgasm. In other words, most women want you to eat them out. Here’s how to do it like a pro…
Doubling Up.
The older I get the less time I have on this Earth and the more valuable my time becomes. When I was in my twenties, […]
Is Cocaine the Cure for COVID?
No, but it’s really fun to do lines off a smokin’ hot ass, or a nice set of tits, or while you’re locked-down by yourself […]