The First Time I Ate Ethiopian…
I always imagined “Ethiopian Cuisine” would consist of creamed corn and sliced beets and all that other unwanted canned shit we donate and air-drop on them every year. But I was wrong…
Food
Someone Needs to Invent ‘The NanoBagel’
This unassuming bagel may look like a plain bagel, but it’s actually any flavor bagel you want — thanks to miracle of nanotechnology, and your […]
Thanksgiving Dinner Except it’s Coke and a Threesome, for Me.
Ugh, it’s the week before Thanksgiving… I can feel the cold, I can feel the anxiety growing in my friends and family as they start […]
Hot Dogs with Meat Sauce and Gratuitous Nudes.
One thing I love (and miss) about New York is Hot Dogs with Meat Sauce. I love the way the Greek diners do it. There’s […]