St. Valentine’s Day Ass-acre
I could blame it on COVID and the pandemic or I could just accept the fact that I’m a loser without a date on Valentine’s Day, or I could just get a hooker…
Cocaine
Is Cocaine the Cure for COVID?
No, but it’s really fun to do lines off a smokin’ hot ass, or a nice set of tits, or while you’re locked-down by yourself […]
Thanksgiving Dinner Except it’s Coke and a Threesome, for Me.
Ugh, it’s the week before Thanksgiving… I can feel the cold, I can feel the anxiety growing in my friends and family as they start […]
Oregon Becomes Our New Favorite State.
Arizona, Montana, New Jersey and South Dakota voted to legalize recreational marijuana this week, but Oregon one-upped them all, becoming the first state in the […]