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    Most American taxpayers have no idea their tax dollars go to support the nation’s largest welfare recipient – Walmart. SCREW reveals how Wally World is fucking America in the ass …raw.

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    PERVING 101: How to Become a Panty-Sniffing Snob

    Picking up a pair of women’s panties to smell them may sound easy enough, but according to the world’s leading experts – known as the crotch cognoscenti – 99% of men (and women, too) do it wrong. Discover the Art of Sniffing Panties in four simple steps…



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Blame It All On Me.

January 5, 2021 0

“But I like to read the articles!” The reason I write this shit is so YOU have a reason to subscribe to SCREW other than just PORN…


Buh-Bleep, Buh-Bleep, Buh-Bleep, Biden’s No Better Folks!

January 5, 2021 0

Most people have me all wrong. Just because I’m not pro-Trump doesn’t mean I’m pro-Biden. Sure I think Biden is the lesser of the two evils, but I think America has just done what it always does: we replaced one shady character with another.

SCREW Now Accepts Walmart Gift Cards!

December 30, 2020 0

You can now subscribe to SCREW Magazine – and SCREW TV with Unlimited Streaming – with the anonymity, safety and convenience of a Walmart eGift Card.

God Bless Porn.

December 23, 2020 0

Every time you enter that credit card on the Internet to buy a gift for someone for Jesus Christ’s birthday remember that just about every […]




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